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Groupon Ad . . . Really?

Personal Digital Breathalyzer Today one of my Groupon ads was for a personal digital breathalyzer, $129.98 now $11.99. What I found interesting is that it showed over 25,000 had been bought. This must be nationwide but either way that is a whole lot of a**holes out there drinking too much that they need a pocket one to test themselves. Highlights:           Pocket-sized breathalyzer uses police grade sensors to measure your blood alcohol content, then displays the number on its LED screen. Fine print:           Free returns, does not ship to PO Boxes/AK (Alaska)/HI (Hawaii)/Canada/Puerto Rico. There were several questions and comments, including: “Garbage! Bought this and it didn’t work, got busted coming out of the bar parking lot.” I offended on several levels:  1.  They do not ship to Alaska and I know there are some power drinkers up here that use alcohol as antifreeze during our long . . . cold . . . and dark winter nights.  We may need this p

Friday afternoon Haiku waiting for the snow tonight

Life is busy, life is good. Wish you all lived in my neighborhood. I've been thinking about a certain hammock on a beach in Mexico, wishing I was there . . . I know a place with many hammocks. Ice