WHAT A LIFE ! ! !
It would most likely kill me but that's another story! Most of us men are clueless in trying to figure out women. We try real hard but for some reason can't quite get it right. Here are a few examples: A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Rose... Rose...." "Is that you, Douglas?" Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast then I have sex. I bathe in the sun, I then have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again." "Oh, Douglas , you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly, I'm a rabbi...