Air Freshener or the saga of bathroom spray
In many bathrooms, work and at home there is oftentimes air freshener to make our daily pooping rituals mask or remove the smell. At home I have several aerosols in various scents. Two are Fabreze® Air Effects; Hawaiian Aloha and Mediterranean Lavender. At work someone replaced my aerosol can of air freshener in the bathroom with some harmless looking spray that comes in a pump bottle, apparently that person was very conscious of our environment. So, I went to the bathroom and after almost completing my moronic pooping ritual, I grabbed for the air freshener. I picked up the spray pump bottle and eyed it suspiciously. What the hell? I'm okay with someone messing with everything else, but when you change my bathroom routine, you're only trying to magnify my anxiety. I read the label. Cinnamon. Okay, I can deal with that. I sniffed at the nozzle. I don't know why. I guess I wanted to make sure whoever didn't r...