Dispelling a myth – Penguins in Alaska
After all these years it's disconcerting to once again encounter another myth about
Coca Cola and Madison Avenue have created an urban legend that polar bears won't eat penguins at Christmas time if they can have a coke instead. Unfortunately polar bears don't live in the southern hemisphere where all the penguins are.
That reminds me of a punch line from a southern
Actually there used to be an arctic penguin, "penguinosa borealis". Sadly Alaskans ate them all years ago, before the big oil discovery on the
Our secret almost got out in the late 1970s, when our distinguished senator tried to earmark federal research funds to find out what happened to all the penguins up here (that and a new domed resort near Mt. McKinley). We didn't want to face up to our part in exterminating a whole subspecies, so we quickly voted him out of office. I just couldn't stand the guilt any longer and had to spill it out. No wonder we are so incapable of managing our resources that we have to rely on the rest of the country to do a better job for us. Sheesh. Even Tennessee Tuxedo had us all believing that penguins hung around with walruses. Here's a recent children's book that perpetuates the Tennessee Tuxedo myth. To be fair,
Thanks Coca Cola for the commercials as they do entertain us on the long dark nights during the holidays. Can you bring the price down just a little? It was great when Coke was a buck a six pack not the sometimes three dollars or more we get frequently up here.
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