After Life . . . You Decide . . . It would most likely kill me!
I wanted to write tonight but had several things to do before I came home and now the mood has passed so I figured I would put this funny story out to give a little smile to everyone.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
The biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact.
"Rose . . . Rose . . ."
"Is that you, Douglas?"
Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Douglas, you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly . . . I'm a rabbit in Nebraska"
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