Any A-hole Experts Out There?
This question was recently asked on my Amazon Basin
I could not resist this.
The straight dope on Prep H and baggy eyes
Now the fun stuff . . .
Preparation-H Hemorrhoid Cream - 1.8 oz.
Helps shrink swelling of irritated hemorrhoidal tissues.
Gives prompt temporary relief from the painful burning, itching and discomfort of hemorrhoids.
Indications: Temporarily shrinks hemorrhoidal tissue and gives temporary relief of the itching, burning and discomfort associated with hemorrhoids.
Directions: Adults- When practical, cleanse the affected area by patting or blotting with an appropriate cleansing tissue. Gently dry patting or blotting with toilet tissue or a soft cloth before application of Preparation H.
What about the kiddies? Do they apply to dirty areas?
Apply externally to the affected area up to 4 times daily, especially at night, in the morning or after each bowel movement. Preparation H is to be applied externally or in the lower portion of the anal canal only.
Preparation H comes with a special dispensing cap to help you apply it properly.
Active Ingredient: Petrolatum 18%, Glycerin 12%, Shark Liver Oil 3%, Phenylephrine HCI 0.25%
The "Cooling Gel" has Vitamin E and Aloe!!
Sounds like a sunburn ointment, doesn't it?
And this one, If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
Where do they think she's going to use this? Let's see . . .
See what Bobby Brown does with Preparation H
Even old favorites get a face lift,
I could go on and on about this, but I can't get this 20 minutes back in my life.
Ice
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