“Wedding Cake”
and others from my wife’s friend Amy.
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said; "Wedding Cake."
A Montana Highway Patrolman pulled a car over on I-90 near
When the Patrolman asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a Shrine Clown with a specialty as a magician and juggler, and he was on his way to
The Patrolman told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the Patrolman that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The Patrolman told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Patrolman got three flares, lit them, and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk good old boy from Glendive, who had spent the day visiting various establishments on the way from
The Patrolman observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the rather "well oiled" fellow what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, 'cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."
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