I ain’t Jeff Foxworthy . . .

I’m Southern by Birth and Alaskan by the Grace of God so with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy and his “You might be a redneck if . . .”

I have put together a few “You might be an Alaskan if . . .”

* you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might be an Alaskan.

* If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too spendy”, you might be an Alaskan. (Absolutely, and at Value Village or The Bishop’s Attic no less)

* If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Alaska. (It's only local if you're willing to drive the 2 1/2 hours to get to Soldotna from Anchorage)

* If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you might be an Alaska. (It happens)

* If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might be an Alaskan.

* If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Alaska (You have no idea how true this is)

* If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might be an Alaskan. (I have done this, several times myself and answered several calls where I had a conversation for several minutes.)

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