I ain’t Jeff Foxworthy . . . Part 2
I’m Southern by Birth and Alaskan by the Grace of God so with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy and his “You might be a redneck if . . .”
I have put together a few more “You might be an Alaskan if . . .”
* Your idea of a traffic jam is waiting for two cycles of the light to change before you are on your way again.
* You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. (It's COLD in October and yes it had snowed again this year!)
* You measure distance in hours. (Is there any other way unless going to* You know several people who have hit a Moose more than once. (My son is like, a moose magnet to the point of we are starting to paint a moose on his driver’s door like the old flying aces every time he hits another one)
* You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. (It must be the darkness of winter that makes us crazy)
* You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings)
* You think the major food groups as beer and Salmon (I enjoy both and still think it’s a treat to have available all year long)
* You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them.
* Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. (It may be icy, but it's smooth ice)
* You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
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