Dogs and Eagles . . . or
Why is our National mascot trolling for tourist?
It doesn’t seem to matter what time of year it is as they seem to be here all year long so if you want to see eagles, bald or otherwise,
I have yet to witness a single eagle attack on a tourist, but I have been told stories numerous times. As yet I have not quite had these stories substantiated and I am starting to think they are told as part of the tradition of Cheechako/tourist baiting that goes on from time to time. With our long cold dark winter nights there has to be something to entertain us. This may be an attempt by real Alaskans to sort through the herd as it were to send the unworthy back to the lower 48 where life is soft and easier on ones nature. Now that I’ve lived in
The most famous story I can recall concerns the most scorned of all things someone could bring here, a tourist’s miniature poodle.
Well this tourist was touring around enjoying all the beautiful sights in
Moral of this story: Don’t bring your sissy little dog to
There are also a few stories of eagle toupee' captures. Obviously tourists again because real Alaskans don’t wear toupees but I’ve heard rumors of a wig or two, but I’m not sure I believe them. What self respecting Alaskan eagle would wear a toupee'? There may be a few bald eagles in the lower 48 who might super glue one on.
I do have an actual reported news story. In Homer,
A woman was walking her two large dogs and an eagle attacked the smaller, ninety-pound animal. A real Alaskan woman had to kick the eagle to make it release the dog. The article did not relate what the larger than ninety pound dog did but it could be seen hiding behind a nearby piling. I’m guessing the dog lived with that kicking woman happily for awhile and felt reasonably assured. On walks now down the Spit he keeps an eye skyward looking for the unexpected.
Please Note: To those of you with pens poised to write your “Shame to the poodle hater” letters, I do not hate poodles. No poodles were harmed in the writing of this blog. I am personally against eagles, bald or shameless toupee’ wearing ones from grabbing poodles by any of their poodle parts and flying off with them, but I must say it would be a sight to see.
Also, I have never in my past, and hopefully will never kick an eagle. I have a 100+ pound Golden Retriever named Levi and I am a reluctant animal lover tending to a guinea pig of my youngest daughter named “Pig”. My dog is great and loves his outings with me any chance he can go with me. He loves the snow and cold weather choosing to play outside in the fresh snow making ‘doggie shaped snow angels’ until his paws and fur are matted with ice and snow before coming back inside for a long nap. Levi loves Pig and shares apples and carrots every day and seems to enjoy lying in front of the television next to Pig’s pen watching a show or catching up on the 24 hours a day news channel that is usually on. I would tend to say that Levi is one of the most knowledgeable animals on current events and the latest political scandal.
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