Random Snippet Tuesday

Today feels like a 'quick hit' sort of day. It’s snowing again tonight and I’m just in a non-blogging mood I guess.

So I'll start this post now, and update it later with more saucy snippets.

Or I won't;

only time will tell.

But here comes the first bit now:

For people who are so accustomed to using their cell phones:

A young man wanted to get his beautiful wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.

So he decides to buy her a cell phone.

She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the she goes shopping.

Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?"

She replies, "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand, though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at WalMart?"

Yep, you guessed it . . . she’s blonde.

Ice

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