Some men are stupid . . . You do the math
I’ve been way too serious these last couple of weeks with my daughter in the hospital but as things might be looking a little brighter now (we are gaining about 5 ½ minutes of daylight every day) so I thought it might be fun to do something with a little of my twisted humor. Enjoy . . . or not . . . but hopefully a little smile comes across your face.
There has been much in the news lately about the economy and the cost of doing business or other things. Here is another example of wasteful spending.
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
- After 5 years of marriage . . . he paid her $49 Million!
- Assuming he got sex every night (which we men know would have never happened); it ended up costing him $26,849 each time he had sex with his wife.
This is his ex-wife Heather:
Now on the other hand, let’s talk about Elliot Spitzer’s call girl who obviously has an amazing body. There is no doubt that any guy wouldn’t mind spending an evening with this girl. The charges for her were only $4,000 for anything he wanted!
Here is Kristen:
Had Paul McCartney “rented” Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 Million for an hour of sex every night for years (a total savings of $41.7 Million Dollars), plus the value added benefits below:
- A 22 year old hot babe
- No rubbing her leg in the middle the night “hoping”
- No begging
- No coaxing
- Never BS sayings like “No Headaches” or “I’m Tired” excuses
- Ability to put BOTH legs around you
- No bitching or complaining
- Best of all though, she leaves when you ask and comes back when you ask
- All at 1/7th of the cost, with no legal fees
So gentlemen, just remember . . . Sometimes renting makes far more sense than buying!
Just practice that old three “F” theory . . . it if Fly’s, Floats, or well you know the rent it and give it back after you are done without all the hassles of clean up, maintenance, or those high bills associated with owning.
But remember, if you are an old fart like me and you are thinking about trading in for that young new model . . . the test drive might kill you!
Ice
Comments